Stoner Things — Blackout Edition

$25.00

Some things are strange. Some things are stoned. This shirt is both. Retro title-card lettering on a black tee, built for binge nights, snack pilgrimages, and staring into the void until the void offers you chips. If you know, you know. If you don't, it's a very nice font.

The fine print (still soft though):

•Unisex t-shirt

100% combed, ring-spun cotton — 4.2 oz, pre-shrunk, side-seamed

• Heather colors contain polyester, because science

• True-to-size unisex fit, XS–3XL

• Printed when you order it — no warehouse, no waste, no shirts sitting sadly in a bin

• Lighter colors run slightly sheer. You've been warned. Flattered, but warned.

Size:

Some things are strange. Some things are stoned. This shirt is both. Retro title-card lettering on a black tee, built for binge nights, snack pilgrimages, and staring into the void until the void offers you chips. If you know, you know. If you don't, it's a very nice font.

The fine print (still soft though):

•Unisex t-shirt

100% combed, ring-spun cotton — 4.2 oz, pre-shrunk, side-seamed

• Heather colors contain polyester, because science

• True-to-size unisex fit, XS–3XL

• Printed when you order it — no warehouse, no waste, no shirts sitting sadly in a bin

• Lighter colors run slightly sheer. You've been warned. Flattered, but warned.