Merry Christmas? Happy Hanukkah? Joyous Kwanzaa? Blessed Solstice? Honestly, we ran out of room. 'Merry/Happy Whatever You Celebrate' covers everyone at the party, including your cousin who celebrates 'none of the above, actually.' Maximum inclusion, minimum effort — which is kind of our whole thing.
Red sweatshirt edition: tree-adjacent.
The fine print (sweatshirt edition):
• 100% cotton face on a 65/35 cotton-poly body — smooth outside, cozy inside (Charcoal Heather runs 55/45, it does its own thing)
• 8.5 oz tightly knit 3-end fleece — the heaviest fabric we sell. This is a commitment sweatshirt.
• Side-seamed construction, so it's shaped like a person and not a tube
• Self-fabric patch on the back — a small detail nobody asked for and everybody appreciates
• Double-needle stitched collar, cuffs, and hem, built to outlast several of your opinions
Important: this one runs small. Seriously — size up one from your usual. We'd rather tell you twice than process a return once.
Merry Christmas? Happy Hanukkah? Joyous Kwanzaa? Blessed Solstice? Honestly, we ran out of room. 'Merry/Happy Whatever You Celebrate' covers everyone at the party, including your cousin who celebrates 'none of the above, actually.' Maximum inclusion, minimum effort — which is kind of our whole thing.
Red sweatshirt edition: tree-adjacent.
The fine print (sweatshirt edition):
• 100% cotton face on a 65/35 cotton-poly body — smooth outside, cozy inside (Charcoal Heather runs 55/45, it does its own thing)
• 8.5 oz tightly knit 3-end fleece — the heaviest fabric we sell. This is a commitment sweatshirt.
• Side-seamed construction, so it's shaped like a person and not a tube
• Self-fabric patch on the back — a small detail nobody asked for and everybody appreciates
• Double-needle stitched collar, cuffs, and hem, built to outlast several of your opinions
Important: this one runs small. Seriously — size up one from your usual. We'd rather tell you twice than process a return once.