Get cape. Wear cape. Save world. It's not complicated. Three-step heroism for people with limited free time. Cape sold separately. Cape not actually sold at all.
The fine print (still soft though):
•Unisex t-shirt
100% combed, ring-spun cotton — 4.2 oz, pre-shrunk, side-seamed
• Heather colors contain polyester, because science
• True-to-size unisex fit, XS–3XL
• Printed when you order it — no warehouse, no waste, no shirts sitting sadly in a bin
• Lighter colors run slightly sheer. You've been warned. Flattered, but warned.
Get cape. Wear cape. Save world. It's not complicated. Three-step heroism for people with limited free time. Cape sold separately. Cape not actually sold at all.
The fine print (still soft though):
•Unisex t-shirt
100% combed, ring-spun cotton — 4.2 oz, pre-shrunk, side-seamed
• Heather colors contain polyester, because science
• True-to-size unisex fit, XS–3XL
• Printed when you order it — no warehouse, no waste, no shirts sitting sadly in a bin
• Lighter colors run slightly sheer. You've been warned. Flattered, but warned.