Merry Christmas? Happy Hanukkah? Joyous Kwanzaa? Blessed Solstice? Honestly, we ran out of room. 'Merry/Happy Whatever You Celebrate' covers everyone at the party, including your cousin who celebrates 'none of the above, actually.' Maximum inclusion, minimum effort — which is kind of our whole thing.
Green hoodie edition: festive AND has a hood, for hiding from relatives.
The fine print (hoodie edition):
• 50/50 pre-shrunk cotton-poly blend at a hefty 8.0 oz — this is the thick one (Heather Sport Dark Navy runs 40/60, because it's special)
• Air-jet spun yarn: soft feel, minimal pilling, maximum lounging
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, for hiding from weather and/or people
• Quarter-turned body so there's no crease down the middle — we don't fully understand it either, but it works
• Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with a little spandex, so it stretches with your ambitions
• Front pouch pocket: fits both hands, one phone, or an emotional support snack
• Double-needle stitching at every stress point, because we've all been there
Heads up: the White variant leans off-white rather than blinding-white. Think "cozy eggshell," not "fresh printer paper."
Merry Christmas? Happy Hanukkah? Joyous Kwanzaa? Blessed Solstice? Honestly, we ran out of room. 'Merry/Happy Whatever You Celebrate' covers everyone at the party, including your cousin who celebrates 'none of the above, actually.' Maximum inclusion, minimum effort — which is kind of our whole thing.
Green hoodie edition: festive AND has a hood, for hiding from relatives.
The fine print (hoodie edition):
• 50/50 pre-shrunk cotton-poly blend at a hefty 8.0 oz — this is the thick one (Heather Sport Dark Navy runs 40/60, because it's special)
• Air-jet spun yarn: soft feel, minimal pilling, maximum lounging
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, for hiding from weather and/or people
• Quarter-turned body so there's no crease down the middle — we don't fully understand it either, but it works
• Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with a little spandex, so it stretches with your ambitions
• Front pouch pocket: fits both hands, one phone, or an emotional support snack
• Double-needle stitching at every stress point, because we've all been there
Heads up: the White variant leans off-white rather than blinding-white. Think "cozy eggshell," not "fresh printer paper."